じょおく魂

こんなことしちゃいけないけど、ゲットしたフォトスタンドに書いてあった文章があまりにかわいかったので。。。

Border Collie Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If it's edible, it's mine.
9. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.
10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.
11. If I get tired of it, it's yours.
12. If I want it back, it's mine.

ああ、またジョークが作りたくなってきた。。。